Great Googly Moogly

OK, stay with me here. See, a bacon cheeseburger? That’s for wimps. No, what we need is a bacon burger – a burger…made out of bacon!

And if that’s not enough, you’ve got to put cheese in the middle of the patty.

Then, you’ve got to dip it in beer batter and deep-fry that sucker!

Finally, add cheese on top, and there you have it: The Bacon Burger 2.0!*

* – Defibrillation paddles not included.

22 thoughts on “Great Googly Moogly”

  2. snorklewacker

    “Look out McGriddle! Here comes the Donut Ham Hamburger!” ~Jim Gaffigan

    Frightening. Truly frightening. I didn’t think anything could top the creation known as a “Luther Vandross” (bacon cheeseburger served in a Krispy Kreme donut), but this tops the list. My arteries are clenching in protest right now.

    1. woofwoofarf Post author

      I actually know of someone who made and ate a Luther Burger. No reports on whether he keeled over soon after or not 🙂

      On an unrelated note: It appears I have come across your sister from Philly. Hee! Small world…

      1. snorklewacker

        Yeah, that was really funny! I knew she’d been to Anthrocon, and then I asked her about going this year and how I knew some people that were big in that community and she’s like, “Oh, Duncan? Sure, I know who that is. MFF? Yeah, a bunch of my friends said it’s fantastic, I’ve been meaning to go.” The world shrinks another notch.

  4. sabotlours

    OMG! That truly is a heart attack on a bun!

    I was watching the Food Network over the weekend, and there was some burger joint that made a bacon patty to put on top of the hamburger. That sounded mighty tasty! But a battered and deep-fried burger just seems so horribly wrong.

  6. drzarron

    I’m surprised that sucker stays on the bun… it should be so slick with grease it should squirt out the other side!

    Just hand them a gun, it’ll be faster…

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