OK, stay with me here. See, a bacon cheeseburger? That’s for wimps. No, what we need is a bacon burger – a burger…made out of bacon!

And if that’s not enough, you’ve got to put cheese in the middle of the patty.

Then, you’ve got to dip it in beer batter and deep-fry that sucker!

Finally, add cheese on top, and there you have it: The Bacon Burger 2.0!*

* – Defibrillation paddles not included.