The Zagat restaurant survey compiles opinions of ordinary patrons about restaurants all ovr the world. They’ve put up a page of quotes about restaurants that they couldn’t print. Some of my favorites:

Food is icky, tables are sticky, waitress has a hickey, stay home if you’re picky

Buy a six pack and eat at Burger King instead

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We’re busily making plans for the Chicago trip. Today, it appears we have added a stop by Whole Foods Market to get 365 Brand Canola Oil for Dan’s mom. Ooookay. Though the mayo made with it does taste better than your average brand…

Such a pity we won’t have time for Clearwater, while we’re up there, though. Nuts.