Something Good: Your employer sponsoring a lovely cookout on the shores of Lake Michigan on a beautiful, 72-degree cloudless day, with a soda, chips, and a burger or chicken breast or a bratwurst all for only $1.50.

Something Bad: Karaoke at said cookout.

Something Disturbing: Karaoke to a stupidly jingoistic song done really poorly.

Wow, that was a short lunch…