This made me laugh out loud.

Oval Office

You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the

presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.

There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The

presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-

length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ

You are not able to do that, yet.
> LOOK MIRROR

Self-reflection is not your strong suit.
> PET SEAL

It's not that kind of seal.
> EXAMINE CHAIRS

They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room,

along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton's shoes.
> FILL SHOES

You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes...