• 05:23 @BajaHyena Yikes! That’s a scary feeling. Glad it was just a passing glitch. #
• 07:26 @seaweedotter Oh yeah? Well, Clemson pays their football players more than USC does! Oh wait, that’s bad, right? I get confused… #
• 07:28 Hey, here’s just the thing to take to Taste of Chicago to dress you hot dogs! Until you get shot, of course. #
• 07:31 @Atara Remember, the best thing about Cleveland…"We’re not Detroit!" 🙂 #
• 08:33 @fordshepherd Forgot..to…? Isn’t that like forgetting to breathe? #
• 11:49 Well, I only thought I was working this weekend. Evidently not. Yay? #
• 13:22 @baconcoyote Oh, that’s awesome! Congratulations, you guys! #
• 16:37 What an awesome day! #
• 17:56 Mmm, a tasty dinner on the stove, a happy husband, good news from work, great news about next week…this calls for a Celebrator Doppelbock! #
• 18:15 @fordshepherd For list, or for "best offer"? #
• 18:22 @fordshepherd Awesome! That’s good, at least. #
• 20:01 @Karwood You’re a braver man than I! #
• 20:55 @brophey M. Night Shamwow. #

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