• 05:52 It’s the first of May! bit.ly/taTxO (link NSFW) #
• 07:30 It’s Friday! I got a ton of trash set out to be picked up, and stuff is done at work already. Not even 7:30 AM and I’m feeling accomplished. #
• 07:38 #1,243 in the list of "Things You Preferred Not To Know Existed": Whole Chicken in a Can! Can opening and taste test: bit.ly/3TeeI #
• 08:03 @chebutykin I am mesmerized by that cover. "William Shatner? William Shatner. William Shatner!" #
• 09:28 I Feel Fantastic! #joco #
• 09:56 @berin Gosh, that looks…unappetizing. bit.ly/gA8QE #
• 09:56 @berin "It’s hard to believe anyone could actually get a slice of Yoder’s close enough to actually consume it without dry heaving." #
• 09:57 And because @berin pointed it out, have some canned bacon: bit.ly/gA8QE #
• 10:03 RT: @chebutykin: I’m envisioning a pig in a pen in a barn, with a spider web over it, and the word "VECTOR" written in the web… #
• 11:18 @Atara Hooray! Congratulations! #
• 12:47 Have to head across campus in a few. I don’t want to go – have to gown up, then shower when leaving. What a pain. #
• 13:01 @Edward_Hyena Look behind the sofa. #
• 18:38 @frysco @cornwuff Nope, I suspect he was out in Union, IL bit.ly/lzm0X #
• 19:05 @Rasslor Or move to somewhere where walking naked in the rain is perfectly acceptable. Granted, the accessories route is a little easier. #
• 19:18 @Rasslor Their loss 😉 #

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