The Ten Worst Drink Concepts of All Time
My favorite:
The D-Bomb
Meat from one ripe durian, cut in half, immersion blended with:
6 ounces vodka
6 ounces light rum
Juice of four limes
Spoon mixture into durian halves, each garnished with a gently used sock (recipe makes two sizable drinks).
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The sock garnish helps moderate the drink’s odor without in any way conflicting with the earth undertones of Abe Vigoda and capital punishment that make durian such an adventure. Switch up to pantyhose to set a classier tone, or dress the drink down with a sweat sock that has survived a grueling neighborhood game of b-ball!
crazy grapes sounds like it could be tasty… without all the rediculous drilling/lighting grapes on fire shit.
Aw, the Martha-Stewart-on-crack presntation is what makes the drink! 🙂
You have to wonder how desperately hungry the first person to eat a durian must have been…
The 9/11 sounds interesting. It needed the element of fire, however, to be 100% tacky.
I went to the science museum this past month and saw the Star Wars exhibit that was there. They had a Wookie Blaster there (http://www.flickr.com/photos/zesmerelda/2149419855/) I still think someone needs to turn that into a drink. What a great drink to ask for. *Walks up to a bar* Can I get a Wookie Blaster?
Oh and they also need one that is called “Wheres all the Rum gone” that has at least 5 kinds of rum in it. :xD
Just reading about the Salmon Colada made me throw up a little. 🙁
I like the pomageddon, but judging by the prices I’ve seen you could easily set it for at least $30 to the average pom-head.