The second can of Monster is sitting on my desk, mocking me. “Drink me, drink me!” it says…
Heh. “Consume responsibly – limit 3 cans per day. Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or pople sensitive to caffeine.”
The second can of Monster is sitting on my desk, mocking me. “Drink me, drink me!” it says…
Heh. “Consume responsibly – limit 3 cans per day. Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or pople sensitive to caffeine.”
Yeesh, if a beverage has a dosage limit and hazard warning on it similar to prescription medicines, I’d stay far away from it.
Eh, I think it’s a bunch of crap, actually. “Oooh, if we tell people to limit how much they drink, they’ll think it’s REALLY powerful!”
It’s worthy of note that directly under that advisory is this, framed in a little box:
“These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.”
In other words: “Yeah, we’re making this crap up, but isn’t it cool?” 🙂
Shh! Shush! Dangit, stop ruining my future practice, whoring out my PharmD to herbal companies for endorsements… 🙂
It’s ALL-NATURAL, NO CHEMICALS, PURE BALONEY!
🙂
Warning: aneurysm or spontanious combustion may occur.
The sad thing is, either of those is preferable to my current state of consciousness…
pople sensitive to caffeine
Popples?
Popples!
Wow, blast from the past…
Popplers?
I’ve never tried Monster. Almost did while in Vegas, the machines are on every monorail platform, but they couldn’t break a $20. Stupid machines.