{sniff sniff}
Smell that? It’s sweeps month. You know what that means, right?
Yes, it’s yet another report telling you that hotel rooms are filthy cesspits filled with human waste and bodily fluids! The only thing to do is wear an environment suit and carry one of these wherever you go! And for gods sake, don’t touch the TV remote control!
This message has been brought to you by The American Society for the Propagation of Fear and Hysteria
Do these folks want me to carry a can of LYSOL and a few tissues. Sounds like they have a bad case of Howard Hughes Syndrome
Mebbe they shouldn’t check my room at FWA…..*whistles innocently*
But then again, none of us got sick or caught anything.
I guess my immune system has been strengthened, because I have a tendency to put the TV remote in my mouth.
At least they haven’t taken a UV lamp and shined it on fursuits. Not that I care particularly, hey, whatever floats peoples’ boats.
I knew this whole thing had gone too far when the larger grocery stores put out containers of those disinfecting wipes for people using the shopping carts.
You could lick the remote clean before touching it.
Wouldn’t it be interesting to use this detection equipment in your own home? You just might surprise yourself.
…and then, he sticks the remote in his ass.