A commentary on one of the North Carolinas Republican candidates for Congress, courtesy of the ever-droll Mr. Sun:
Methinks thou doth protest too much!
Vernon Robinson sure has homosexuals on his mind! He seems to think of little else. In fact, I don’t know anyone who thinks about homosexuals as much as Vernon does, including homosexuals. On a single page from his website, Vernon talks about, and I quote:
–radical homosexuals
-homosexual terrorists
–militant homosexuals
-gay scoutmasters
-homosexual in a pup tent with your thirteen year-old son -homosexual sodomy
-want(ing) to give Barney Frank a Maalox Moment
It sounds to Mr. Sun like Vernon might want to give Barney Frank something milky, but perhaps not Maalox. Well, let me put it in limerick form. Everything is best as a limerick, wouldn’t you agree?
There once was a man named Vernon
Who hid his unnatural yearnin’
The more he pretended
The more he suspended
The fire in his loins a-burnin’
The Humpty Dance, Here’s Your Chance, Do The Hump…
“The traditional values crusade as a family business makes for an unusual life. The reality of it is, [Andrea] Lafferty spends a lot of time looking with her dad at pictures of semi-naked men. [Rev. Lou] Sheldon never misses an issue of the Washington Blade, the area’s weekly gay newspaper.“.
*ROFLMTO*
My, there sure are a lot of buttons to push to make a contribution. And he REALLY liked it when Jesse put his arm around him. Hmmmmmmmmm.