Yes, our government has put up a website to further panic inform the citizenry.
Thank heavens we have good folks to help us interpret the useful information there.
My favorite from this site:
“In case of explosion or fire, bitchslap anyone that comes between you and the nearest exit. “
Well…people in Chicago and Rhode Island have apparently been practing this one…
You will, of course, be going to hell for that.
See you there…
*chuckles* If that one liner is the reason that I’m put in a place of eternal torture and damination, then I really feel sorry for the powers to be…because they must have missed a lot in my life. 🙂
I wanna know what chemical is depicted here:
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if it were something nonexistant (beware nonexistant chemicals?) or innocuous, like spearmint oil?
I think this sign depicts the government’s new odor-based traffic signal system for drivers with visual and auditory sensory loss. Cinnamon means stop, lemon means caution, and spearmint means go.
And when all else fails, follow the yellow brick road.
Well, according to my copy of CRC (mildly outdated, 76th edition, 1995-1996), that compound doesn’t exist. Guess that doesn’t help much 😉