This showed up in my inbox just now…
From: “Jennifer XXXXXXXX” (XXXXXXXX@msn.com)
To: (tabrady@ concentric.net)
Subject: Hey Hey
Date: Thu, 7 Feb 2002 10:01:15 -0600
**~Hey Hey~**
Hi I juss wanted to tell you how good i think that you are..to me you are the one that really motivated your team and i am really proud of you. I do have to admit that i am a Rams fan cuz i mean i grew up wit them for my 14 years and i have learned to love them. I think that your team deserved everythin they got and i swear if the Rams would of won i would be happy in a way but i would also be very ferious cuz i mean your team and you outbeated them ever since the 1st quarter in the game. I juss wanted to inform you on how great you played at the superbowl and how proud i am wit your team. I am only 14 and i have grown up to love the sport of football and yea that was one of the greatest games in my intire life i have seen so for and i know that you guyz are goin to come back and win and yea i did hope that my team would of won but oh well who always said that second best in ones heart cant sometimes win every once in a while.
It goes on, by the way. For another two paragraphs or so. And this is the fourth or fifth email I’ve gotten, though thankfully they’re not all so, um, effusive.
I suppose it’s nice to be getting fan letters, even if they’re not for you.
*laughs* Oh that’s good. 🙂 Anyone offering you money or a TV deal yet? 🙂
Not yet, but since it would appear people are working their way through Google or whatever to find every Tom Brady there is, I suppose it’s only a matter of time.
I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!
?!?!!
It gladdens my heart to see that the practice of butchering our language while ignoring basic spelling, grammar and punctuation is alive and well with this young lady.
Why can’t I ever get e-mails that are composed of three immense run-on sentences?
ewww
Sorry, I think it’s creepy, too.
And very disheartening to see the language mangled like that.
Is there a T Brady playing for the New England Patriots?
The quarterback for the Patriots is named Tom Brady. He’s 24 years old and, I would imagine, now a multi-millionaire.
Bastard.
Heh, maybe you’ll start receiving some of his mail, and possibly paychecks or something?
I have learned a new word today.
And I shall endeavor to use the word ‘outbeated’ myself at some point by the end of the week.
HAHAHHA!
You know I was wondering if people were starting to call your house yet ;).
Hysterical.
Congrats…
…to, as this girl must have gleaned from Tom Brady’s Website, the first openly-gay anthropormorphic culinary quarterback-chemical engineer! Your accomplishments are boundless!
Re: Congrats…
I’m also a floor wax and a dessert topping!
Re: Congrats…
Wow! If I call now, in this limited time, can I get two of you for the price of one and the free chamois cloth with vinyl cartop restoration kit?
Re: Congrats…
Mirko! The Livejournal meme spreads even more.