Due to the proliferation of Brazilian steakhouses, chophouses, and carnicerias in Chicago, Mayor Daley has been forced to declare a state of emergency. Dozens have died in horrible cases of meat exhaustion.
Yes, it’s a meatwave!
Due to the proliferation of Brazilian steakhouses, chophouses, and carnicerias in Chicago, Mayor Daley has been forced to declare a state of emergency. Dozens have died in horrible cases of meat exhaustion.
Yes, it’s a meatwave!
What do they serve?
Flank of Capybara?
*mmmmMmm* Capybara medium rare! *drools*
M. Vandella was quoted as saying ‘Its a burnin’ in my heart…’
‘It burns, burns, burns…’, responded a despondent J. Cash
Considering what happened at our last Brazilian steakhouse visit *cough* must die!*cough* I hope all Chitownians bunker down and prepare for the meatpocalypse.
The end is very near….
…making it the worst natural food disaster since the San Francisco Panquake of 1970.
Oh, the Horror, the Horror!!! X_X
Mmmmmmeat! Give it to me large!. Go careful on those vegetables, waither!
beet moot
It’s becoming a Proteinopolis. :o)