You gotta laugh or you’ll cry

Just when I thought the stress was abating, well, silly me. We’ll muddle through somehow, though not without my blood pressure going through the roof in the meantime.

Now, I never post any of the memes that circulate (and usually ignore them, to be honest), but this one’s results amused the hell out of me. The Believe-O-Matic quiz, which selects what religion best fits your beliefs, had these results for me:
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)
5. Nontheist (73%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
7. Bahá’í Faith (70%)
8. Neo-Pagan (64%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (62%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (54%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
12. New Age (51%)
13. Jehovah’s Witness (47%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (46%)
15. Taoism (45%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
17. Reform Judaism (42%)
18. Sikhism (42%)
19. Jainism (38%)
20. New Thought (35%)
21. Scientology (27%)
22. Hinduism (27%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (25%)
25. Islam (25%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
27. Roman Catholic (25%)

Yeah, I was raised Roman Catholic. This pretty much says about how I feel about it these days, too: Pretty much directly opposite most of the things that I believe. Sorry Mom, your son is a heathen 🙂

3 thoughts on “You gotta laugh or you’ll cry

  1. plonq

    Woe is the day when UU is considered more heathen that Secular Humanist.
    It’s curious to note that your results here are almost identical to my own results when I tried this meme some time back. That either bodes well for me, or ill for you.

  2. ursulav

    *grin* We’re pretty close–same top and bottom–except that mainline conservative Protestant was even lower than scientology or Hinduism for me.
    But I’m cool wi’ dat.

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