Comments on: Amusing myself to death https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/ My little corner of the web Wed, 21 Aug 2002 06:44:45 +0000 hourly 1 By: geniealisa https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-447 Wed, 21 Aug 2002 06:44:45 +0000 http://woofwoofarf.wordpress.com/2002/08/14/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-447 Tee hee hee
An oldie, but a goodie. Catching up on LJ after being out. That was a riot. Thanks for the hilarious reminder. 🙂

]]> By: chronocoon https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-446 Tue, 20 Aug 2002 19:32:26 +0000 http://woofwoofarf.wordpress.com/2002/08/14/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-446 *falls off his chair*
Reading over that I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard!!
Duncan you rock, that was probably the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time.
Cheers.

]]> By: daveqat https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-445 Tue, 20 Aug 2002 19:25:06 +0000 http://woofwoofarf.wordpress.com/2002/08/14/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-445 heee…
My god, I was laughing so hard I was nearly crying. Thank you, I needed that.

]]> By: datahawk https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-444 Sun, 18 Aug 2002 14:25:20 +0000 http://woofwoofarf.wordpress.com/2002/08/14/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-444 No wonder!
No wonder my husband isn’t happier with out marriage. Thank you Duncan for giving me the advice I need to have a happier better marriage. *snicker*
Now that I’m off the crack. He needs to rest? When he spends all evening cleaning after work, then maybe. 🙂

]]> By: bookwurm https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-443 Fri, 16 Aug 2002 11:42:03 +0000 http://woofwoofarf.wordpress.com/2002/08/14/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-443 In reply to tecknow.

Re: Dear Advisor,
Darn. Maybe I can find space in the tool shed. I’ve tried stacking them in the closet, but they keep wiggling.
On a slight tangent, this whole entry is reminding me of a song called Put Another Log on the Fire which I heard years ago on a country radio station. It turns out that the lyrics were written by the late Shel Silverstein which just increases my admiration of him.

]]> By: tecknow https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-442 Thu, 15 Aug 2002 17:11:03 +0000 http://woofwoofarf.wordpress.com/2002/08/14/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-442 In reply to bookwurm.

Re: Dear Advisor,
I’m afraid not, the utility room is best reserved for children with “limited capacities” so that they are more likely to hurt themselves with thesharp objcts or toxic substances often found there, and less likely to be overheard by passing company.
Unless those extra children are ‘slow,’ you’re going to have to let a few go.

]]> By: bookwurm https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-441 Thu, 15 Aug 2002 11:10:43 +0000 http://woofwoofarf.wordpress.com/2002/08/14/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-441 Dear Advisor,
Can I substitute “chocolate” for “ketchup” in Section 2, or do I need to save sweets for his dessert? Also, I can’t fit all of the children in the closet. Will the utility room do in a pinch?
Signed, Wanting Substitutes

]]> By: typographer https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-440 Thu, 15 Aug 2002 10:49:10 +0000 http://woofwoofarf.wordpress.com/2002/08/14/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-440 Actually…
…it isn’t from a text book. One of the Urban Legends experts traced it to a marriage advice book or column published in the 60s, not the 50s. You know, “How to save your marriage” kind of thing.
The additions are cute, though.

]]> By: the_gneech https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-439 Thu, 15 Aug 2002 10:16:36 +0000 http://woofwoofarf.wordpress.com/2002/08/14/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-439 This is why I never spent any time in the 1950s… -TG

]]> By: andreal https://wolfhusky.net/duncan/wp/2002/08/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-438 Thu, 15 Aug 2002 09:06:16 +0000 http://woofwoofarf.wordpress.com/2002/08/14/amusing-myself-to-death/#comment-438 I… wow… *takes notes*
Gasp! Where has this list BEEN all my life? Armed with such knowledge, I can not only increase domestic happiness, I can do my part to make this world a better and brighter place!
Dunc, you rock. *grin*

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