C’mon, totally. 3rd cousins twice removed on your father’s uncle’s wife’s cousin’s sister.

Well, as a matter of statistics, you can be no further that 24th cousins from any other person on the planet, and on average 19th cousins.
(For the non-anthropologists: first cousins share a common grandparent, second cousins share a common great-grandparent, third cousins a common great-great-grandparent, and so on. The once removed and so forth is when you’re not from the same generation; i.e., your father’s first cousins are your first cousins-once removed, where as the children of your father’s first cousins are your second cousins, et cetera).

Well, it’s more a spiritual kinship, if you will. I assure you that we share no relations in common, and if we did…well, that would be pretty weird.