Waka Waka what?

Apparently, this little poem has been around since at least 1990, but this is the first time I’ve come across it. First, the written version:

! * ‘ ‘ #
^ ” ` $ $ –
! * = @ $ _
% * ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

Doesn’t make much sense, does it? Now, if you realize that angle brackets, according to readers of InFocus magazine, are pronounced “waka” and an exclamation point is often called a bang, well then you get this wonderful version when read aloud:

waka waka bang splat tick tick hash
caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash
bang splat equal at dollar under-score
percent splat waka waka tilde number four
ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash
vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma crash

Yeah, it’s geek humor, but I love it.
(Link and poem courtesy of Diveintomark)

7 thoughts on “Waka Waka what?

  1. roho

    Hee! Hadn’t seen that one before…but I was always fond of Hatless Atlas ๐Ÿ™‚
    ^<@<.@*
    }”_# |
    -@$&/_%
    !( @|=>
    ;`+$?^?
    ,#”~|)^G
    hat less at less point at star
    backbrace double base pound space bar
    dash at cash and slash base rate
    wow open tab at bar is great
    semi backquote plus cash huh DEL
    comma pound double tilde bar close BEL

  2. typographer

    If they were real geeks
    They would pronounce # “pound” and | “pipe.”
    So there are, instead, wet-behind-the-ears script kiddies who think they are geeks. They’re probably the same kinds of folks who think that FTP is a “a new protocol I heard about that doesn’t work as well as KaZaa…”

    1. hartree

      Re: If they were real geeks
      kermit? Wasn’t he a frog? ๐Ÿ˜‰
      And an xmodem must be on that’s been hit by lightning.

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